Tuk Tuk

Guy at restaurant: "This is the worst booty call I've ever been on!"

Girl at restaurant: keeps eating her dinner.

Tip for booty caller: Next time, skip dinner and get straight to the booty.

Steve Wynn

Guy: "Are you related to Steve Wynn?"

Miss Nguyen: "Who dat?"

Guy: "He owns a bunch of casinos in Vegas.  You have the same last name so I thought you might be his sister or daughter or something."

Miss Nguyen giggles. 

Overheard by a twenty-something knucklehead who was getting a "man"icure at a Los Angeles nail salon.  He's smart enough to know Nguyen is pronounced Wynn, metrosexual enough to get a manicure, and dumb enough to think the manicurist might help him out with a blow dry.