Miss Nguyen: "Who dat?"
Guy: "He owns a bunch of casinos in Vegas. You have the same last name so I thought you might be his sister or daughter or something."
Miss Nguyen giggles.
Overheard by a twenty-something knucklehead who was getting a "man"icure at a Los Angeles nail salon. He's smart enough to know Nguyen is pronounced Wynn, metrosexual enough to get a manicure, and dumb enough to think the manicurist might help him out with a blow dry.
